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When I am happy I am irreverent towards God. When I am unhappy I revere animals.

The realization that I vacillate between happily shaking my fists at the heavens and tearfully praying in the direction of the Earth seems to me quite delicious.

Osito Diary, God, Humor, Journal, Religion, Uncategorized Leave a comment April 2, 2019April 3, 2019 1 Minute

Their lack of vanity reeks of vanity.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Dark Humor, Human Nature, Humor, Uncategorized Leave a comment March 22, 2019April 3, 2019 1 Minute

I long to go out so that I may long to stay in.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Humor, Uncategorized Leave a comment March 1, 2019March 6, 2019 1 Minute

I wish to make words jealous by better acquainting myself with grunts, growls and yowls, but I am worried that I will fall in love and leave words for good.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Humor, Love, Uncategorized, Writing Leave a comment February 25, 2019March 7, 2019 1 Minute

One must know one’s shadow well enough to be interesting, but not well enough to be tiresome.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Humor, Uncategorized 5 Comments February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 1 Minute

My prophet can beat up your prophet!

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Dark Humor, Humor, Religion, Uncategorized Leave a comment February 23, 2019February 23, 2019 1 Minute

The problem with this happiness is that it is making a dullard of me. If I was sharp enough to figure out what the opposite of committing suicide is I am certain I could find a way out this mess.

Osito Happiness, Humor, Journal, Uncategorized Leave a comment February 23, 2019February 23, 2019 1 Minute

Death: that moment when Soul gives Body the slip, and Body gives Soul the heave-ho.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Dark Humor, Death, Humor, Uncategorized Leave a comment February 21, 2019February 23, 2019 1 Minute

Better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Dark Humor, Humor, Love, Marriage & Relationships, Relationships, Uncategorized 1 Comment February 19, 2019February 20, 2019 1 Minute

Cynicism is a hangover caused by an excess of romanticism.

Osito Aphorism, Aphorisms, Humor, Romanticism, Uncategorized, Wisdom/knowledge 1 Comment February 18, 2019February 20, 2019 1 Minute

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